And now for something trendy

My first bottle didn't survive the process



competed with cherry base



It is rather soothing....

I'm so pinning this...

Sweet mercy Kludge is on Pinterest....






I turned this dated oak table in a new industrial accent table.

I looks cool and weighs a flipping ton!

Watch the video...

I made a table

Stalking Minotaur's

I used to love stalking minotaurs. There was a certain patch of earth not far from my house where one could test their mettle against that voracious beast. As you lay there on your belly, inching ever closer, you could hear the sound of their hot breath as they guarded their plunder. The steady clomping of their hooves tapping out a warning cadence to any would be harassers.

"This way is

Confessions of an Agressive Driver

I hate the way you drive. It actually makes me crazy. I think you're stupid, incapable and slow. If you are in my way, you are nothing more than an imbecile who I would gladly do away with if the missile launch button glued to my steering wheel was anything more than wishful thinking. I confess, I am an aggressive driver. I'm a full throttle, bumper sucking, loud mouthed, road hog. I also know

I remember when...

Watermelons had seeds
Televisions had dials
Streets had payphones
Computers had floppies
Supermarkets had arcade games
Only doctors or drug dealers had pagers
No one had a cellular phone
People wore tube socks
I made my girlfriend a mix tape
VCRs were amazing
Costco clerks read off the SKU numbers
Stores called the bank when you wrote a check
Macy's used a carbon machine on your credit card

Monday's Passing

I just had a very good Monday. I came in to work today, wondering what I was going to be doing, and ended up spending 8 hours shooting trouble on an elusive issue. At 4:16 the solution was acquired and the inevitable clarity of hindsight clicked into place. I looked up and realized that I had consumed 1 liter of coffee, a banana, a smoothie and most of my day. I found that I was completely happy.