People Who Work Christmas Eve

It's Five days 'till Christmas

It's five days 'till Christmas The dates almost hereWith presents and carolscelebration and cheerI feel like I've missed itAs if already gone byI'm not feeling festiveI can't tell you whyI saw a strange womanIn line at this placeWith bright Christmas sweaterand a frown on her faceIf a bedazzled sweaterwith real bells and a wreathcan't make you feel merryThen you're mush underneathThere's just so

Encoded For Security

I code. I'm a coder. I have coded. Up until yesterday this would not be true. I spent 3 hours yesterday writing a 10 line Perl script to do a job that manually would have taken me about 30 minutes. It was a fun challenge, but I could not imagine doing it for a living.I get paid to be a network engineer. This means that I spend 60% of my time with hardware, 40% of my time with software, and 0% of

20 Signs You're Out Of Your Mind

Suggestion by FernandoYou have long conversions with yourselfSometimes those conversations become argumentsYou frequently lose those argumentsBecause of this, bums on the street give you changeYou spend the majority of your day at a computer manipulating things that don't really existYou might get fired if those non-existent things were lostYou like the taste of black licoriceYou can spell '

Stumped

"How about what life would be like if we still had to drive horses." -Jason from Puddleglum's WigwamHonestly Jason, I want you to know that I've been giving this a lot of thought. I believe that it would be bad. I mean real bad and stuff. Like people wouldn't like it and things like that.Okay, I admit it you stumped me. I mean I haven't been able to come up with anything even halfway amusing at