20 Things I've Learned From Thanksgiving

Turkey size? Go big.A healthy Thanksgiving diner is a creation of the devil.The table space is precious. Don't waste it on foul food.Stuffing. It's not just a suggestion.If it weren't for family, Thanksgiving would be perfect.You only get one vacation day for Christmas, but two for Thanksgiving.Why? Because your pants don't fit and the management wouldn't approve 'Naked Friday.'After the meal,

Withdrawals

I've got it all, dry mouth, shaky hands, bloodshot eyes and intense stomach pains. I recently have been searching out my pleasure. Seeking it at stores and living vicariously through the stories of others. Wondering when and how my next fix will come and not knowing if I'll be able to contain myself. I know I'm gaming addict, but I thought I could break it on my own. I've gone weeks without any

Craft Show

"Where have you been man?""Crafting and stuff. You know.""Hum, no. No I have no idea what you mean. What the hell is 'crafting'""You know, crafting and beading and stuff. You know making stuff.""Like toaster doilies?""See I told you, man. You know.."So I've been a little busy. I was invited to a crafts fair last weekend. Many of you out there just glazed over. You're comatose, staring blankly at

Signs Of The Time 2

Lock your doors & secure your valuables, the police are around!It's nice to know where you're headed!Eh?!If your not already mad about dying, we're going to fine your dead behind!No Doubt!Signs Of the TimeSigns of the Time 3Signs of the Time 4