Nintendo Bedding Set

Oh no you did not!!!Yes. Yes you did. Not to be rude, but I forsee mostly single player campaigns in this bed. "Player 2, press 'start' to join...""Player 2?"

Inception

Took the wife to see Inception last night. I had seen it once before about a month ago and wanted Patricia to see it before it left the big screen. Before I go any further, I should warn you. This isn't a movie review, but I plan on chatting freely about the film, so if you don't want to know anything skip this post. I watched the movie four weeks ago, and I've been thinking about it every since.

9:59 On Wednesday

It's 9:59 on Wednesday night and I've just been kicked out the bed that I paid for. Where is the justice in that? Seriously?"You know Epcot looks pretty cool. I was just talking to my boss about it today..""Please stop talking.""What?""What, what!? Please stop. You're making me noxious.""I was just saying that they actually have people speaking in different languages""You're gesturing with your

20 Things I've Learned From Dieting

Dieting is the direct opposite of everything else in life. It's easier to gain, than it is to lose.If you're not allowed to eat it on your diet, then it's all you'll want.kitchen tables are suppose to be a place of joy, not weeping and gnashing of teeth.Exercising builds muscle. Muscle weighs more than fat. Which means it's possible to eat right, exercise and gain at your next weigh in. Breaking

Peter's Period Postulate

Peter's Period Postulate - "The amount of 'good' in any day is directly proportional to the speed of said day passing by." -Peter P. BrownWhy don't the really good days ever drag on forever? At least I have a lot of time for coming up with postulates... loads of time.

Exercises in Futility

I have a problem, er rather no. A friend of mine has this problem. See him there? See how sad and frustrated he is with his own inability. I, er... He can't make it work. You know what I mean? I mean he tries, he REALLY tries but nothing. No, er success. Yeah. No success. It's hard when someone is there telling you to perform and you've got nothing, nada zip. I'm ready to pull out all my severely

Attack of the Half Inch Spider

It was a rather peaceful and uneventful evening. Dinner had been consumed, pajamas had been donned, bedtime stories read and our offspring had fallen alseep in their beds. The wife and I went about our normal evening routine of cleaning up the copious piles of pink clothes and playthings scattered about our living room and dining room. "Ouch!""Peter? What happened?""Nothing... just stepped on a '