Breach

It happened. sometime between Friday night and Sunday morning. I torn my jeans. Right on the left knee. I had no choice I had to wear them to work, as they are currently the only pair of pants that fit me. So there I am, at work. I have a professional job and while I'm not required to wear slacks or a tie, I always try to maintain a clean and neat appearance.A tear in your jeans cancels out any

Where did it go?

About five minutes ago I had a post idea. I would not say, "My best post" or even "A really good idea" but none the less an idea that I had and I was semi excited about blogging. So as I strode to the restroom and back, I had a conversation with a co-worker about the arcane computer punch cards (Do Not Fold, Bend, Spindle or Mutilate) then sat back down to write down my ideas. The lesser of the

SysAdmin Day

Syadmin Appreciation Day is tomorrow, July 27th. Now I know you are all the type of users who go out of your way to always thank your System and Network Administrators for all the hard work they've done throughout the year. Additionally I'm sure you've already planned something special for that individual.I know what I'm getting from my users already. Squat! I never see someone at my office door

20 Things I Learned From Swimming

If there's a diving board, some man will try something both death-defying and completely idiotic.If you look around and don't see any other man doing these things, then the responsibility falls on you.Diving boards, while they might be fine for diving, should be used primarily for cannonballs or belly flops.If you can do more than one belly flop in a week, then you're not doing it correctly.A

Friendly Sharpies

I love the smell of Sharpies early in the dayThey sooth my mind and in restful sleep I stayWith their scent intoxicating both inviting and elatingIn me they make a blissful carefree wayThey do for free what others pay forI doubt a substance could do more forMy utter lack of concentration, nodding head and relaxationI sing and tap my foot upon the floorNow I sway slightly when I standAs if on a

Poking Fun & Loving It

Need More Laughs? Like Making Fun Of Liberals? Me Too... I'm trying to post a few new funny ideas every week to Conservative Shirt Post. Keep checking back for updates!

Wet Socks

Wet Socks. It needs to be addressed, and I doubt anyone else is even thinking about it. In fact I believe that I can state without fear of contradiction that this is the only place where you are going to find a commentary about the whole wet sock thing. Your wildest dreams are about to come true. Buckle up.I'm not sure why this popped into my head but the other day I was drying off after getting