International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2009

Arrr! It be that time of year again me hearties. So dawn your peg legs and pray for a scurvy end to all your foes.Get your Pirate Name!!I be Pantin' Harley StrawNow learn the Pirate Alphabet! Load up with RUM. Now it's time to sing!

Korobushka Stuck Again...

Sometimes I get this song stunk in my head for no good reason. I Feel like playing Tetris now...I thought I'd pass along the favour!For the curious

20 Things I Learned From Training

There are two types of training, bad training and needed training. I've never witnessed good trainingTraining instructors are rarely the cream of the cropWhen in training it's considered polite not to fall asleepThis is sometimes unavoidable Training instructor jokes, laughing only encourages more. AKA Don't feed the bearsTrainers who know anything are few and far between. Don't bet that yours

Clippings 2

Some more fun newspaper clippings I've found. Definitely worth a few moments of your afternoon...I suppose this is just very thorough.Sounds okay to me...$3.50 reward? Clearly the man did something bad!Central Heating?!Sorry for this one...Oops. Our bad!The games criminals play...I can't think of anything that would add to this, gold metal classifieds listing. Pulitzer. Seriously. Loves kids. He

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 28

Got The Lazy Thursday Blues? Well I've got the cure. It's Caption Thursday! I'll provide a picture and you provide the caption.As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.Here's the one to get it started:You sold the last tickle me ELMO!?Here's the one to get it started:When did you say your mothers getting back?Found on the Internet:1.) Super Mario Brother Thank You Generator

Clippings

Some fun newspaper clippings I've found. Definitely worth a few moments of your afternoon...With a little extra sauce, they serve up quite nice!Clearly a chance to finally understand a language!Coincidence? I'm sure...I think this was just an elaborate employment drive...How could they possibly tell that?!"I knew when I saw the rolling pin, that something bad was going to go down."um, okay...my

Ask A Geek - Illuminati

Q- Makolyte -Does "Illuminati" really exist?Thanks for the question, Makolyte! I think the answer to this question has many facets. Like a diamond, only lacking in beauty, monetary value or extreme longevity. Basically none of the good stuff, but only the tedious parts. Regardless, I will do my best to answer it. So, lets see...Is there an all powerful organization controlling world events and