Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Super Mutant Soup
Oh no... The beast has returned. I haven't dived into a video game coma for what I believe is over a year. I've been away. I've been in the garage playing with my power tools. Creating objects to make my house a bit more functional or my pocketbook a bit less scrawny. Regardless I've been creating blister, calluses and gathering skills and tools to my ever expanding domain. Something changed. I
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Look! Stupid Pictures!
Yeah! It seems my exhaustion has addled my brain. What was that? It was always this way?Saving a few bucks on airfare...You tell him he looks stupid. Well? Go on!Ballet never seemed this interesting to me...You tell me what this one means, cause I'm not sure.
Exhaustion
This is the fist morning in what seems like an eternity without coffee. Here I am at almost 1:00 wondering how I'm suppose to get through the next 5 hours. Today, starting at Cisco configs is like holding up the world. I suddenly feel quite bad for Altlas. Poor soul. Though unlike Atlas, I have no merciful Perseus willing to exchange information for a quick release from my suffering. Ah for
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Vintage Computer Ads
So... did you clear a warehouse for the server?Talk About User Friendly!Portable? With a back brace...You're going to love all the wasted man hours!Bargins Galore!Compact? Seriously?If Bill said it, I believe it and that's that!I love the idea that this was 'micro' anything!Very nice! Yes, the computer too..
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
20 Things I've Learned From Thanksgiving
Turkey size? Go big.A healthy Thanksgiving diner is a creation of the devil.The table space is precious. Don't waste it on foul food.Stuffing. It's not just a suggestion.If it weren't for family, Thanksgiving would be perfect.You only get one vacation day for Christmas, but two for Thanksgiving.Why? Because your pants don't fit and the management wouldn't approve 'Naked Friday.'After the meal,
Withdrawals
I've got it all, dry mouth, shaky hands, bloodshot eyes and intense stomach pains. I recently have been searching out my pleasure. Seeking it at stores and living vicariously through the stories of others. Wondering when and how my next fix will come and not knowing if I'll be able to contain myself. I know I'm gaming addict, but I thought I could break it on my own. I've gone weeks without any
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Craft Show
"Where have you been man?""Crafting and stuff. You know.""Hum, no. No I have no idea what you mean. What the hell is 'crafting'""You know, crafting and beading and stuff. You know making stuff.""Like toaster doilies?""See I told you, man. You know.."So I've been a little busy. I was invited to a crafts fair last weekend. Many of you out there just glazed over. You're comatose, staring blankly at
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