A Personality Like...

I was over at Puddleglum's Wigwam this morning reading about personalities. It brought up an interesting memory.In high school we all had to take a personality test and get analyzed by an occupation placement specialist. It was sort of a way to bash all our hopes and dreams. My conversation went something like this."You said you want to work with computers?""Yes, very much so.""Well this test has

Oh Spammer

Oh Spammer, dear SpammerYou’re driving me madWith pill pushing, stock tipsYou suppose I’ll be hadAnd buy up your goodiesFrom some cool website adI just want to tell youI don’t need your medsNot Soma nor Xanax,Nor pills for my head.I don’t trust your notesBut my doctor insteadNow there is the recentSending out a stock fakeAll emails to Bobby Come to me by mistake?I’ll lose all my bread But you’ll

Wallowing

“Hey whatcha up to?”“Nothing”“You seem down. You know, come to think of it, you don’t look so good.”“I know.”“And what is that all over you?”“Self-pity.”“What?”“Self pity. I’m wallowing in my own self pity."“I’ve heard people say that before but I don’t think your really suppose to cover yourself in slop.”“It’s not slop. It’s self-pity. I produce it.”“Oh. That’s odd.”“It really helps with the

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 21

It is once again Caption Thursday! I'll provide a picture and you provide the caption. Today's picture is a bit geeky! Enjoy. As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.Here's one to get you started:Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-doI have a perfect puzzle for youOompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-deeIf you are wise, you'll listen to meWhat can you do with a giant hard drive?

Undead Zombie Days

I believe that my body is slowly morphing into that of an undead zombie. I suppose you don’t believe me, but I assure you, it’s happening. I really not sure if I can substantiate this claim in any way because I have never met an undead zombie before, and I certainly don’t know if they feel the way I feel. I suppose if I ever were confronted with a legion of some decaying undead army the last

Letter To A Mac User

Dear Mac User;Let me start by saying don't panic! This letter might seem long, but I assure it is very user friendly. I use easy to understand language and don’t get muddled up with difficult technical terms. Please keep reading, I promise you can do it. I’m sorry I wasn’t able to incorporate some stunning yet simple graphics into this note, but as I’m just a PC user, I don't understand such

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This morning I was having trouble coming up with a post. I have a number of thoughts, as I always seem to, but none of them strike me as particularly funny. I wonder if I need to just give myself a break for a bit. Post are becoming more forced and less spontaneous lately. I don't want that. It might have something to do with the number of posts I’ve written. I had no idea I was anywhere near 250

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 20

It is once again Caption Thursday! I'll provide a picture and you provide the caption. Today's picture is a wild one! Enjoy. As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.Here's one to get you started:Merl and his traveling 'Spiting Llama Band' on the road between happening gigs in Bolivia!Stuff I've found this week:Petal Powered Roller Coaster I'll try anything once... Star

Suburban Commando

Duty calls this morning and I don’t have time to type up my new post. I’m reposting a old article that I believe will be new to many of you. Enjoy!Dressed in camouflage with a rake slung over my shoulder, I have an ammo belt full of fertilizer pellets. My boots have spikes for proper lawn aeration, and a mean spit shine. Hanging loosely in my left hand an industrial size weed n' feed spray. The

Will Flee From Bees

“Welcome to the Friday meeting of ‘Afraid of Bee’s Anonymous.’ As always we are meeting in the heavily fortified fortress that is Franks basement. I wanted to start the meeting off by letting you all know we have canceled the picnic, on account of possible sunshine. Additionally I want to apologize for the snack last week. It seems that someone brought honey to serve on the scones. They were new

Letter To Earl Of Sandwich

Dear Earl of Sandwich-I pray this correspondence finds you well, I suppose it doesn’t truly matter as you are deceased. I wanted to send this letter earlier so it would reach you but seeing as you died in 1792, I suppose there was little hope of a timely delivery. You might be wondering why, after so many years had past, someone would take the time to write. I wanted to tell you of my undying

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 19

It is once again Caption Thursday! I'll provide a picture and you provide the caption.As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.Here's one to get you started!:Jan is laughing, not because it's funny, but because she just realized that she will die like this.Stuff I found this week:USB BBQ You might be able to read Japanese, but I think the pictures are compelling enough. The

The Jugglers Daughter

The Jugglers Daughter Is a political science majorShe doesn’t understand himHe tries to make her seeThis is the life I’ve chosenIt’s all I am, all I knowJuggling is more than reflexIt gives me understandingMaria...You and I are quite alikeWe both are expert jugglersI juggle bean packed balls You juggle peoples livesMaria. You see,Life is like a juggling actThe balls, they rise and fallFortunes

The Parade

“I’m here!”“Great...”“Did I make it in time?”“In time for what?”“The Parade?!”“Oh...”“Well?”“Yea, you made it. Welcome to the parade. ”“So...when does it start?”“What?”“What do you mean what?!”“I mean, ‘I wish you would stop talking to me,’ but I doubt that you’ll get that subtle hint. The parade is in progress. This is what we do.”“Where are the bands?”“There aren’t any. This is all there is.

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 18

It seems the Caption game is all you want to play. Who am I to argue. I have another fun picture from the archive. Here is a great picture from some older news. Enjoy.As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.Here's one to get you started!:Maybe that's not the best way to put that.Stuff I found this week:Light Saber Umbrella - Did it ever rain in Star Wars?Backyard Snow? You