20 Things I Learned From LAN Parties

While Cheetos are nice, they aren’t worth losing for.No one should be able to hit 27 headshots in a row. No one.Alliances were made to be broken.Save a life. Strafe.You can always find a bigger gun.Campers are the dregs of the planet.A friend at the chip bowl is an enemy at the bulkhead.There are never enough health packs.When in doubt, shoot to kill.Severely over caffeinated. It's a gamers way