Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 27

Look It is once again Caption Thursday. Due to last weeks comments I didn't dare skip it again. I tried to find some caption craving captures for today!Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.1Here's one to get you started:"Could this get any worse!! Oh look, a bus is coming..."2Here's one to get

I Love My Job

"I love my job, I love my job""What are you doing?""I'm trying to convince myself to get out of bed."There are days when I have to use an excessive amount of will power to get out of bed. Actually what really happens in my brain turns on a mind movie. I'm lying in bed dreaming about the shark documentary my wife made we watch before turning in last night. I'm wearing a giant seal costume and

DO NOT PRESS

Found this crazy obsession on Mr. Theodoropoulos's site

Post Recipe

Dream it up and think it outWrite it down and flush your doubtBlog, Blog, Blog.Adding here, a dash of spiceJust until the post looks niceBlog, Blog, Blog.Click it out, then read it throughMaking then a change or twoBlog, Blog, Blog.Watch your hits and see them growMakes you glad and proud to knowBlog, Blog, Blog.See em come and see em goHits from here and there they flowBlog, Blog, Blog.Soon they

Wednesday Quiz

Three Actually.I think I'm done with lists for a while. I certainly done posting them to Digg. What a nightmare. Anyway, here are a few really stupid quizzes. Enjoy and don't forget to post your results.I'm 90% Geek. A little disappointed it wasn't higher. Something about Firefly, and Spelling Bees, two things I have no clue about.90% GeekThis was a relief. I thought my addiction might have been

Battle Of Wills

I'm currently engaged in a struggle that is testing my perseverance. I'm using all the means at my disposal but so is my combatant. It's come down to a battle of wills and I'm finding my resolve is waning. The thing is I don't know if I can win against it. It's large, severely well armored and ha a root system that would put a five hundred year old redwood tree to shame. If you have ever

20 Things I Learned From The Internet

You want it, you can find it online.If you don't want it, you can also find it online.It might take a while.Sometimes the hunt is half the fun.Everyone has a website. Grandfathers, mothers and babies. Everyone.At some point, Google became a verb.The difference between web surfing with Firefox and IE is the difference between body armor and a trendy cotton vest.If it sounds too good to be true, it

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 26

Look It is once again Caption Thursday. Surprised?Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.1Here's one to get you started:Lucky for Garret he was found by his mother before his father had finished cooking the fries.2Here's one to get you started:There could be no doubt about it, this was clearly a

20 Things I Learned From Meetings

Nothing is produced in a meeting, save boredom and animosity, which is more of a by product really.A good meeting is nonexistent, but the better ones are the shorter ones.Smile. Nod. Smile. Nod.Only people who don't know about the problem or wouldn't be able to fix it are invited to the meeting.The only real object in the meeting is to get out without being blamed for anything. Having a meeting

20 Things I Learned From Coffee

You can't do it on your own.Never skip a day.Quitting is for losers!You can't have just one cup.Time passes much slower after your fifth cup. Has it only been 3 seconds!?Good coffee is worth waiting for.Even a bad cup of coffee is better than a good cup of anything else without caffeine.Remember, water is for bathing, coffee is for drinking. Never confuse the two.Happiness without coffee is a lie

From The Editors Desk: Concerning Lists

Gentle Reader;Over the last few weeks you may have noticed a rash of ‘20 Things’ list that have popping up this site. This was mostly owning to the fact that I was having trouble coming up with ideas for new posts. My editorials, letters, and stories are getting harder to congeal into enough actual substance for a post. So I did a few list as a fun, but not really thought out, post.It seems they

20 Signs You Might Be A Geek

You collect funny SPAM messages.You talk to your computers, not because you're bored, but because you're afraid they might be.Your household ratio of computers to humans is at least 4:1.You are completely free of tan lines.When someone says 'organized sports' you think 'LAN party'You have lost most of your social abilities. You never used them anyway.When you must converse with others, you speak

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 25

Look I'm still here and I'm too stupid to stop doing the caption game! So...it is once again Caption Thursday. Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.1Here's one to get you started:"I don't care if you thought it was an Ewok! You blasted that poor womans poodle!"2Here's one to get you started:"No

20 Things I Learned From Mondays

Mondays stink.Mondays were, are and forever will be.No one likes Mondays.Anyone who does like Mondays are soulless undead or managers and therefore don't count.Never ask anyone how they are doing on Monday.Everyone is allowed to complain on Mondays.Never try to complete an urgent task on Monday. If Monday finds out you'll be sorry.If Monday's got you marked, you're done for.No one ever beats

20 Things I Learned As A Sysadmin

“Nothing’s wrong with the system” is always the first line of defense.The longer you do this the less intelligent that users seem.It always works on my computer.I’d explain how I fixed it but you wouldn’t understand, so I just say “SYS-ADMIN USE STRONG MAGIC!”Trust me, you’re doing it wrong. If you get it. It’s funny.I’m not reading your email for fun; I’m checking the servers

Common Sounding Species of North America

Welcome to another edition of a bird watchers companion. This time we will tackle the much anticipated release of a new guidebook. Common Sounding Species of North America. For all watchers of the common sounding species this guide will try and outline the distinctive look and attitudes to the serious hobbyist. While many people do not like this particular branch of bird watching due to the