Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 25

Look I'm still here and I'm too stupid to stop doing the caption game! So...it is once again Caption Thursday. Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.1Here's one to get you started:"I don't care if you thought it was an Ewok! You blasted that poor womans poodle!"2Here's one to get you started:"No