20 Things I Learned From Spicy Foods

Hot does not mean spicy.If its not spicy its just gruel.Habanero, Thai Pepper, Serrano? Decisions, decisions, decisions.Enjoy the burn.Hot sauce is the new beige. It goes with everything.Mild? I don't understand...The tongue is evil and should be punished.How much hot sauce? How much is there?Yes, I have seen an empty bottle of Tabasco sauce.I like my food like a battlefield. Bathed in red!