Call Me "Suede"

"So my name is Johnathan Fredericks""Nice to meet you Johnat-""No one calls me that though. I go by Suede."Well isn't that interesting. Makes you wonder a few things. First of what's up with the whole nickname thing? How do you get a nickname? And of course, How is it a guy who goes by Kludge feels like he has the right to cap on anyones alter-egos.So we were watching a movie last night, and as