Spatula Ponderings

"What is this?""What about this?""Now, this one?""What do we call this thing?""How about this one?!" Is it just me or are half of all kitchen utensils called Spatulas? What is that all about!? How many different items are so unimportant they all get the same name. What someone just spent? "Okay, were almost done here today, lets see.... we'll call this a bowl, that thing over there a knife. But

Judgment

"Where you heading friend?"

Planning

Well this is fun. Now what?"

Order Up!

Some things are worth dying for. Where is your sense of duty?

20 Things I Learned From Outages

Now is a perfect time to panic.No matter what you may think, everyone knows it's your fault.Everyone is always losing 'thousands of dollars' during outages.When the network is down, you burn calories at an exponential rate.People who haven't worked in the last year are suddenly desperate to get busy.How many managers can you cram into your workspace?When the network is down, you'll have your

Deadly A-Salt

Harvested from almost every corner of the planet, used extensively in homes of millions if not billions of people worldwide. It's obvious that this foe is not going to loosen its grip anytime in the near future. It has you where it wants you, always shaking and thirsting for more. Lets face it, salt is a naughty spice. Is it a spice or a seasoning? Is there a difference? I want to say spices come

Reincarnating Inanimate Objects

With a title like that, you just had to click and see. "Okay Peter, what nonsense are you going to start driveling on about now?"No, it's true. I'm reincarnating inanimate objects with the hope of monetary gain. I've reincarnated a rather unattractive wood pallet into, what I believe is a very cool table. How's that for a step up in caste? Sure beats coming back as a cow. Patricia and I have been