The Super Bowl

Fill it with chips and you've got your own perfect party...

Trouble

Running just means you get more crap on your back...

Uselessness

As a point of clarification, I believe that more people read this blog on OS X than any other OS. Is that irony or just coincidence? Either way, kinda funny...

Fantastic

It seems there is a card for all occasions...

iPad

Confirming what real computer users have all known for quite a while now. Yeah...it's probably just my personal Apple envy, but it's still funny.

Adipose

The best sci-fi alien ever. So I eat whatever I want and I help populate a cute and totally harmless species? I'm in...

Loose Thread

Where exactly does that urge come from anyway?

Socially Deficient?

Two words, Chick Magnet. Did I mention my poles might be reversed?

Africa

Did I mention I hate dieting? I wonder if there is a geographical equivalent for bacon?

Everyone Wears A Mask

Turkey Ham, you can be yourself with me.

Internet Explorer

Everybody's got their strengths!

Beware The Internet

I work with a mild mannered software programmer who bears a striking resemblance in name and image to a guitarist from the 80's rock band Hans Naughty. Mark rarely is seen sporting his abs or bandanna though, so it's hard to be sure.

Reading SPAM

Well...this honestly looks a bit interesting.

Users

"No problem sir, it could happen to anyone. Have a nice day." *click* "Idiot!"

Taking A Break

Anyone seen my straight jacket?

Don't Ask Don't Tell

Starcraft II... No really, we are making it. Seriously. Just wait longer...

Rebellion

Yes, there are pictures. No...never. Honestly. Not ever.

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!

Trust me. Robots aren't your friends...

Honesty

"I couldn't agree with you more. Absolutely.

Smiling Cow

Dude, I'm getting the cleaver...