20 Things I learned From Microsoft

Microsoft Windows - "Crashing hard drives and bogging down boot times since 1985."We have the solution, but only if we caused the problem.We don't have to care, we're Microsoft.The Windows registry is a place of Dark Magic. Avoid it if you can.Windows. It looks like an Apple, but without all that nasty "Ease of use" and "Functionality" garbage.If you do have trouble (and you will) just reboot.