Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010

Today is talk like a pirate day. The one day every year when it is Okay to drink rum in copious amounts and slit as many throats as you please!"What are you doing son!""It's talk like a pirate day officer!""Oh, well carry on then"First you have to learn how to talk like a pirate!Now that ye know how t' talk like a gentleman o' fortune go ou' an' woo some lasses, drink some mead an' live 't up. On