Good Morning

"If you wake the children I will rip off your head and throw it in the trash can!"That was how my wife said Good morning to me today. "Kids sleeping in today?""Shh! You're so stinking loud. I promise I will make good on that threat."

My Father the Plumber

I was just reading a friends a Facebook update. "There's no better way to start your work day than by fixing a leaking faucet..." This sent a rush of memories flooding back to me. While I was growing up, finding out that the old man was going to start a plumbing project was akin to hearing that there was going to be a nuclear assault in our bathroom. In fact a nuclear assault might have been a

Socially Deficient?

Two words, Chick Magnet. Did I mention my poles might be reversed?