When Words Mean Other Things

I was talking to a lamp supply store nearby about replacement parts for an overhead light. I was feeling a little strange as the conversation progressed."Hello This is Jim, can I help you?""Yes I need to get a replacement hickey.""How big""They come in different sizes?""There is a wide variance in these things""Well I threw my hickey out when it broke""How big is your nipple""I don't know. Can