20 Signs You're A Lame Superhero

One of your best powers is turning into a bucket of water.You're the female version of a real superhero. She-Thing? Seriously?You have an invisible jet plane given to you by the Amazons.You can speak with insects.You can speak with dolphins.You're half vampire.The X-Men couldn't even find a good use for you.You battle eco-villans and worldwide industrialism.Your superhero name, chosen to strike