Things That Are Impossible

#54 - Looking tough playing the flute#78 - Understanding the lyrics to Come Together by the Beatles#12 - Having any good reason for skipping#32 - Re-reading a mystery novel with any enthusiasm #33 - Reading Moby Dick with any enthusiasm#6 - Believing someone who has to use the phrase, "Trust me"#15 - Playing Super Mario Bros. without humming or whistling the theme song.