Excuse Me For Making An Idiot Of Myself...

Awkward. Awkward and outgoing. It's a strange combination, and probably the number one reason I'm so prone to having these horribly embarrassing encounters with people on a regular basis. See my side bar if you need a dose of feel good. After which you will say to you're self something like, "Sweet mercy. This guy is a walking crisis. Do you honestly believe anyone can have that many embarrassing

Girl Scout Stupidity

When the email went out yesterday for Girls Scout cookies it couldn't be more plain."If you want some, let me know before 12:00"So I sent an email @ 1:41"Did I miss the boat?""Yes for today, but maybe I can get some tomorrow"I responded with another email asking the flavors, then another asking the price, then another adding a second box to my selection because my wife disapproved of my orginal