20 Things I Learned From Star Trek

Our mission is to seek out new life and new civilizations in order to make them just like us.
The Federation comes in peace. But if you provoke us we'll light you up like a warp core!
The functionality of any technology is inversely proportional to to it's urgency of need.
There is no crime on Earth, there is also no money. It is a very boring place, which is why we're in space, shooting photon

Wasting Time

So.. It seems there is something severely wrong with me. Right. You all knew that. Regardless. I've been watching Star Trek Enterprise for the first time. As I progress through the seasons, I find myself captioning still frames in my head. So... Without further ado.My severely altered Star Trek Captions.Archer: Oh Great!T'Pol: A problem captain?Archer: I should think so! I put in my money, pushed