20 Things I Learned From Life

Between conspiracy and incompetency, bet on incompetency.There is no such thing as extra cash, unless it belongs to someone else.Some pain is unavoidable. The rest is usually of your own doing.There will always be someone smarter than you. In a battle of wits, if you can't win, you can always cheat!No matter how good a driver you think you are, at some point, you will get honked at a called a

Doing Harm

This foe must be stopped!

The Void

Welcome to another day.

Plastic Cutlery

I have nothing to say, but I'm here anywayI have nothing to type, but the same old tripeI have seen nothing new, but I'll do as I doAnd pump out more lines and waste all my timeDoing this thing that I can't seem to shake!Sometimes I just sit at my keyboard and wonder, "Why blog?" The only answer I have is, "Because Peter, if you don't, this stuff will stay in your head. While there it will begin

The Kamikaze Fly

Look to the skyHe comes! He's here!The kamikaze flyRight in your faceRetreat! Beware!Invading your spaceOdds against himYou're Big! He's Small!Risking life and limbDive bombing nutAt full throttle!Right into my gutSpinning and thrashingSwiping! Chasing!With arms a lashingYet on he divesRetreat! Retreat!If only to survivePeter Brown 2008

Of Friendships and Heaters

Rufus and Jerry were at war, there was no simple way to say it. Rufus wanted to triumph over Jerry, dance a jig of joy on his losing carcass and then parade it through the streets of town, loudly proclaiming his victory. Jerry might have felt similar, but he wasn't going to let such emotion show through. Rufus was going to beat Jerry in might and Jerry would best Rufus in mind, but neither was

Washing Your Hands Of It

Look at the alternatives...