Stretching

I used to write a 500 word post everyday, at part of this blog. I thought in the beginning that it was super simple. I could always find something to crank out and wax ridiculous about. Afterwards I would go back and tweak it, fix any errors I could find and do my best to be slightly witty or at least abnormal. If that post wasn't the best at least you knew there would be one tomorrow.

In fact I

Birthday Giveaway Results!

The Giveaway is complete. Thanks to everyone for playing!

Last night about 8 O'clock or so I had Patricia pull the names out of my dirty baseball cap. Check out pictures on the Facebook page!

The first runner up was Mr. M! And will get to choose a pin or magnet from one of my cafepress shops. Allergy to Nature
Battle of Wits
Beg for Bacon
Broadsword
Extra Spicy
Flees from Bees
Fueled by

Birthday Giveaway!

Today is my 34th Birthday and I'm celebrating like a Hobbit. You get the gift!! That's right I'm giving away another pen. This one is awesome!! ONLY 2 Days Left!!

It is made from juniper bush. Recall this post? Juniper Roots



All you have to do, is post a comment below. Tell me you want the pen, what color your hair is or why you think my feet smell like rotten cheese. Whatever. No

Surviving Summer

When I was kid, summer was magical. It was a time when teachers had lost their controlling grip and my parents cared little for my whereabouts or even showed much concern for my bedtime. Summer for me was long days spent by the pool and the familiar smell of my fathers BBQ. I recall birthday parties, long bike rides with friends and a total freedom that was unparalleled for any other time of the

Star Wars Fans

If she doesn't understand this level of love dude, you're better off without her...

I Can Fix It...

Fixing Patricia's flat iron. Little was accomplished besides being positive that it is now, not functional...

When Words Mean Other Things

I was talking to a lamp supply store nearby about replacement parts for an overhead light. I was feeling a little strange as the conversation progressed."Hello This is Jim, can I help you?""Yes I need to get a replacement hickey.""How big""They come in different sizes?""There is a wide variance in these things""Well I threw my hickey out when it broke""How big is your nipple""I don't know. Can