Reality

A young elven archer finds himself flung at the feet of a processing official just off a boat from some, unknown destination. I'm told that I a special, and that I must find my way in this world. It's a foreign place, full of things that I've never encountered before. Like the insect transportation infrastructure, lizard people slaves, elven drug traffickers and some half cat woman who wants to

Death Of A Friend

My friend and companion for many a long campaign has died. Together, we rid the world of dark wizards, waring tribes, and even completed the occasional word puzzle. Together we changed the course of many a planets history, raised a few million pylons, turrets and laser towers. In addition we also decapitated many guests that came to my house in search of 'a good time'. We've fought back the

From the Editors Desk: Breakout

Gentle Reader;This is a self serving post. That is to say, a self fulling profissey (Yes, that's really my first attempt at the word prophesy. I wonder why the Firefox spell checker just looked at it, blinked twice then blew its own brains out with a cannon. Did I mention I have trouble with spelling?) Anyway. The point of this post is just a quick revelation. This is first month since October of

Apple Woof

I'm feeling sick. Let me start off by stating that. I find that this statement can sometimes forgive a lot of otherwise unusual action. That being said, I probably would have sent the below email had I not been sick. We have a large recycling barrel in our area, which had the words "Apple Woof" printed on the side of it.I have always assumed this to be a typo, and Apple Wood was intended. Either

Pork

"Why are there other kinds of meat available?"

Geek Encounters

Yesterday my wife and I found ourselves with a night off, thanks to my mother volunteering to babysit. We arrived downtown a bit early for our movie and decided to pop into the local book store to burn up some time. Patricia headed off into one section by I lingered behind in the sci-fi aisle. All this recent talk about science fiction, sort of got me thinking that I might like to try something

20 Signs You're A Star Wars Addict

You can spend the day in hours of conversation with nothing except lines from "A New Hope".You've accually tried this.Your life sized Boba Fett cutout will always have a place of honor in your bedroom.Regardless of your wife's protests. All your dinner ware is George Lucas approved Star Wars merchandise.You try to use the force on a daily basis. "Is it flowing through me yet?"Any day, you expect