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20 Things Learned As Sys-Admin Repost

“Nothing’s wrong with the system” is always the first line of defense.The longer you do this the less intelligent that users seem.It always works on my computer.I’d explain how I fixed it but you wouldn’t understand, so I just say “SYS-ADMIN USE STRONG MAGIC!”Trust me, you’re doing it wrong. If you get it. It’s funny.I’m not reading your email for fun; I’m checking the servers

Artificial Intelligence

To me the stumbling of artificial intelligence is as simple as syntax. It's a question of understanding. If you don't know what I mean, how can we communicate? I will always be a septic of computer intelligence, until this question of syntax is address.When it comes to computer input, syntax is everything. If the statement isn't exactly what the blasted machine machine needs to hear, there's no

Users

"No problem sir, it could happen to anyone. Have a nice day." *click* "Idiot!"

Taking A Break

Anyone seen my straight jacket?

20 Stupid Ways To Lose Your Keys

Baking them in a pie. (Lasagna, Casserole, Etc)Putting them in the Salvation Army bucket with your spare changeLetting your toddler pay with themThrowing them away with your empty coffee cupWalking away leaving them sitting in plain sight on the bank counter topReturning them to a department store with your other exchangesAccidentally dropping them public porta potty (buy a new car. It's not

Influence Me!

Gentle Reader;Now that man week has concluded. I'm sure that there are unhappy folks. Oh well. It was a hoot!So now I'm looking for some ideas. If there is something you've been longing to see here, save sanity, now is your chance. Let me know. Request a 20 things, ask a question for a geek perspective or simply insult me. Whatever. I'm not promising to post your ideas, but who knows what your