Rat Tails

One night a about two months ago we had a rat in the house. It was a rather large rat. It is no longer with us, but it left a rather large impression on our lives. You see, well...let's start from the beginning. The wife and I where having trouble sleeping. It was early February and the rains were in full force. While we were trying to drift off to sleep we heard a scratching sound. You know that

Goodbye Facebook

What my email said:Hi Peter,You have deactivated your Facebook account. You can reactivate your account at any time by logging into Facebook using your old login email and password. You will be able to use the site like you used to.Thanks,The Facebook TeamWhat it should have said:Hi Peter,You have regained your sanity and held on to what small shred remains of your common sense. I doubt you'll

Tired

Dude, I'm so stinking tired!! I woke up this morning and my brain never clicked in. Stupid thing took a sick day."I'm taking a sick day""What?! You can't do that. We have to go in today.""Sorry. Can't help you. I'm Petering out.""Ha ha... Come on, get up. I need you to work the legs and arms and stuff.""Not happening.""I can't function without a brain.""Your job? Sure you can! Like you need me to

World's FIRST Time Machine!!!

Yes, I do think it's funny...

What's On Your Desk?

I just turned around and snapped this shot2- Full height, 8 platter, 5 1/4 SCSI drives (1 gig each)1- New Pentium Pro Processor date stamped '94So... What's on yours?

Fantastic

It seems there is a card for all occasions...

Oh Progress Bar

Progress bar, oh progress barHow you taunt at meI wait and watch with faith eternalI pray on bended kneeI see you jump from ten to twentyJust to sit at thirty-threeI sit and stare as nothing happensAs if my gaze you seeSoon as I start to push the buttonOnce more alive you'll beOn we go, up through the countNow eighty-five I seeAnd as we reach for ninety-nineI pulse with energyThe screen goes