Going Out Of Business

"Welcome to the store! - We're Going Out of Business!""I see that.""Yep, EVERYTHING MUST GO! We're closing our doors! We need to clear this place out! ""Yeah, I saw the guys on the corners with the signs. That's why I'm here, so you can stop yelling.""Excellent. Well, have a look around, and CHECK OUT OUR CRAZY DEALS! We've slashed prices by 5%""Excuse me?""I said, we've slashed prices by 5%,