The Greeks Vs The Geeks

The Greeks are up to their old tricks again... Only this time instead of attacking their arch rivals the Trojans, they're after us. The geeks.And instead of unloading a pile of heavily armed soldiers on unsuspecting townsfolk, they've buried us in SPAM. Times change. But tactics rarely do."SAVE FAT DOUGH ON CELL BILL"[delete]He didn't open it. Get another horse ready..."Click here. No Greeks in

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20 Things I Learned From Marriage

As a single person, you never imagined you could have a fight over a tube of toothpaste.You don't have to recall everything you've said. Once you're married someone else will do that for you!Flowers can fix almost anything. For everything else there's superglue.Marriage is compromise. No where is this more apparent than while watching televisionWill tonight be Norm making a drop leaf table or

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 29

Anyone still here who remembers how to do these?! Here are a couple to get you started... Now I see why I got it for such a good deal...It was the Hamburgler... I swear!It looked better in the store...Found on the Internet:1.) Mono Face A serious good time!2.) Screaming Beans YES!

Finches

I came home last night from work to find a bird cage with two finches hanging on my porch. "Patricia.."Eep!"I went to the pet store..."Eep!Eep!Eep!"I see."Eep!"It's no big deal because I'll keep them outside."Eep!Eep!Eep!Eep!Eep!About 2 hours later a neighbor cat had climbed our Japanese maple tree and had it's paw in the finch cage.Needless to say I have a cage with two eeping finches in my

Talk Like A Pirate Day 2010

Today is talk like a pirate day. The one day every year when it is Okay to drink rum in copious amounts and slit as many throats as you please!"What are you doing son!""It's talk like a pirate day officer!""Oh, well carry on then"First you have to learn how to talk like a pirate!Now that ye know how t' talk like a gentleman o' fortune go ou' an' woo some lasses, drink some mead an' live 't up. On

Nintendo Bedding Set

Oh no you did not!!!Yes. Yes you did. Not to be rude, but I forsee mostly single player campaigns in this bed. "Player 2, press 'start' to join...""Player 2?"

Inception

Took the wife to see Inception last night. I had seen it once before about a month ago and wanted Patricia to see it before it left the big screen. Before I go any further, I should warn you. This isn't a movie review, but I plan on chatting freely about the film, so if you don't want to know anything skip this post. I watched the movie four weeks ago, and I've been thinking about it every since.

9:59 On Wednesday

It's 9:59 on Wednesday night and I've just been kicked out the bed that I paid for. Where is the justice in that? Seriously?"You know Epcot looks pretty cool. I was just talking to my boss about it today..""Please stop talking.""What?""What, what!? Please stop. You're making me noxious.""I was just saying that they actually have people speaking in different languages""You're gesturing with your