Ultimate Advances in Self Deprecation

I am hungry. Very hungry.In a constant battle of man versus buffalo wings I have been a near heroic figure. If I could take that a step further I would claim a near godhood. Of all the people that I know there are few who champion the cause of over-eating as much as I do. It is fun, it tastes good and I genuinely look forward to it. The trouble isn't the looking forward it's the looking down. As