Three Short Months

Three months is a long time. It funny because it doesn't feel that long but it is. Three months ago I did something kinda crazy. I went on a juice diet. I drank my breakfast lunch and dinner for 10 days. 10 days sounded like a piece of cake when I started. Day 1 -"Shoot," I mused. "This is going to be nothing. I can do 10 days easy." I was such a fool back then. Day 3 - My headaches were so bad

Ultimate Advances in Self Deprecation

I am hungry. Very hungry.In a constant battle of man versus buffalo wings I have been a near heroic figure. If I could take that a step further I would claim a near godhood. Of all the people that I know there are few who champion the cause of over-eating as much as I do. It is fun, it tastes good and I genuinely look forward to it. The trouble isn't the looking forward it's the looking down. As