More Death Less Caffeine: Revisted

What the hell? First my sendmail box is axed and now my coffee maker kicks the bucket? I mean sure we can manage with a Windows box taking over for smtp functions. We've all adjusted to meaningless event log entries, stupid glurge icons and pointless clicking through Microsoft menus, but my coffee pot? How much pain can one man endure!My wife wakes me up the other morning."Hon, the coffee pot

More Death Less Caffeine

What the hell? First my sendmail box is axed and now my coffee maker kicks the bucket. I mean sure we can manage with a windows box taking over for smtp functions. We've all adjusted to meaningless event log entries, stupid glurge icons and pointless clicking through Microsoft menus, but my coffee pot! How much can one man endure!My wife wakes me up the other morning."Hon, the coffee pot won't

20 Signs You're Addicted To Caffeine

You get a headache if you don't have caffeine every dayYou've never skipped a day to find outYou have a 23 second attention spanYou have a monogrammed coffee scooperYou never speak in complete sentencesYou sleep 3 hours every night, whether you need it our notYou have a Mt. Dew tattooYou run everywhereWalking makes you nervousActually, everything makes you nervousYou have more coffee mugs than

20 Reasons Why Coffee Is Better Than A Dog

Coffee doesn't poop.Coffee will wake you up when you want, not the other way around.You can bring coffee into any hotel room without extra charge.Coffee doesn't shed on the furniture.Coffee won't chase cats. Though you might if you've had too much coffee.You never have to scold your coffee.If you get some coffee on your pants, you won't be outcast for the rest of the day.The best cup of coffee

The Last One?

Yesterday while sitting in my car, idling at the Starbucks Coffee drive thru line, I heard the strangest thing coming from the car behind me. "Do you folks serve coffee here?""Yes""I want a coffee. What sizes do you have?""Tall, Large & Venti.""Okay, I'll have a..."Was I just witness to the last Starbucks holdout? Was it truly possible that there was a person living in America who had never been

Caffeine Shower Head

The Caffeine Shower Head© is here! Tired of waiting for your cup of coffee to wake you up each day? Sick of stumbling around the house as your java cools? Bored with the novelty of the Caffeine Pants? Always on the lookout for the new and exciting? Well, your wait is over!A new product from Really-Alert is here! The Caffeine Shower Head©!The Caffeine Shower Head© works through a patented process

Caffeine Pants!

A Caffeine Revolution! Check them out at Legal Additive Stimulants. My last ditch effort to save a dying blog! Come and play in the caffeine playground one last time, before I run an interstate bypass through the center of it!

Defeat?

I'm contemplating the demise of Legal Addictive Stimulants......Would anyone notice? I had a notion to maybe give one last try with it, but maybe it's not worth my time. Please take a moment or two and share your opinion if you are so inclined.Thank you for your continued patronage.KludgeEditor and Chiefkludgespot.blogspot.com