Rookie Moves

Last night the remote went missing. Not just the simple, "where the heck did I put that thing?" You know what I'm talking about, you get up, turn around twice and there it is, right next where you were sitting, "must have slid off the sofa arm or something." This was nothing like that! This was an all out loss. I stood up turned around twice and looked in by the sofa arm. Nothing. I checked over,

The Last One?

Yesterday while sitting in my car, idling at the Starbucks Coffee drive thru line, I heard the strangest thing coming from the car behind me. "Do you folks serve coffee here?""Yes""I want a coffee. What sizes do you have?""Tall, Large & Venti.""Okay, I'll have a..."Was I just witness to the last Starbucks holdout? Was it truly possible that there was a person living in America who had never been

20 Things I Learned From Sci-Fi

(A tongue-in-cheek list of things to come)Tomorrow is coming for you, ready or not.Robots and aliens will be there too. If you're lucky they'll be good. Don't bet on your luck.If you hear the phrase "We come in peace" batten down the hatches, you're about to get pummeled.Clones are evil. I don't know why. Oh yeah, so is déjà vu.If you need artificial gravity on a ship or space station, you just