Ultimate Advances in Self Deprecation

I am hungry. Very hungry.In a constant battle of man versus buffalo wings I have been a near heroic figure. If I could take that a step further I would claim a near godhood. Of all the people that I know there are few who champion the cause of over-eating as much as I do. It is fun, it tastes good and I genuinely look forward to it. The trouble isn't the looking forward it's the looking down. As

Allergic To Cactus

"I'm allergic to cactus.""What do you mean?""I mean, it hurts when it gets on me""Uh...not to be rude but uh, it hurts everyone. That's why you don't touch it.""I know, but it's different... it leaves these little circle pin pricks on me.""Hum. Yeah, okay. You don't know much about cactus do you?"Seriously though, I am allergic to cactus.

Coup d'état Le Télévision

After a week of sitting around the house over Christmas break Patricia and I resolved to get us and the kids some fresh air on Saturday. This was said Friday night as we climbed into bed after a day of doing absolutely nothing productive all day long. The strain of vacation was getting to us and the lack of structure was going to drive us insane. Saturday morning greeted us with her frosty charm

Merry Christmas Internet

Merry Christmas Internet!

Skinny Jeans

When you say:I see this:I but mostly this:Skinny Jeans. I doubt the trend will last past the overindulgence of the holiday. Thank heavens for little blessings!

Children & Light Boxes

What happens when my five year old gets a hold of my light box."Daddy can I take some pictures too?""uh...What do you want to take pictures of?""Princess?""Of course." Click"What else do you have?""That, I can work with!"

Kludge Klassic: Hoisting The Jolly Roger

Upon reading the title of todays post, you might be asking yourself one of two questions:"Why pirates Peter?"or"How in the world did I get to this stupid page?"As for the later, I cannot begin to understand the inner workings of search engine algorithms, let me instead take a stab at the former.I imagine it's because they live rather short and exciting lives. Out of the reach of the law,