Monday, April 30, 2007

The Hard Way

I have always been a fan of the more difficult path for all my vocational activities. I’m not sure I can explain this, but I prefer it. I’d pick shovel over a backhoe, command line over GUI and lifting over pushing. I would much rather do something hard and then fail then do something simple and succeed. Additionally I would much rather work hard and then finally succeed rather than know that

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 24

It is once again Caption Thursday. I everyone's captions were great last week! I've got two more great pictures that are aching for your wit. So don't let them down!Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.1Here's one to get you started:It looked like the locals were in for yet another dry summer in

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

20 Things I Learned From LAN Parties

While Cheetos are nice, they aren’t worth losing for.No one should be able to hit 27 headshots in a row. No one.Alliances were made to be broken.Save a life. Strafe.You can always find a bigger gun.Campers are the dregs of the planet.A friend at the chip bowl is an enemy at the bulkhead.There are never enough health packs.When in doubt, shoot to kill.Severely over caffeinated. It's a gamers way

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Don't Break The Chain

This letter was started by a widower in Des Moines who believed he had the ability to talk to barnyard animals. He sent this letter to 12 of his friends and the next week a local paper paid him $10,000 for his life story. A man in Denver received this letter and mailed it to 12 of his closest friends. The next day he won the town raffle and brought home a new pet guinea pig! A woman in Lancaster

Monday, April 23, 2007

All In A Days Work

There you are, playing Blackjack in a posh Monte Carlo casino. Cuban cigar in one hand, stack of thousand dollar chips in the other. You are exchanging looks with woman in a white satin evening gown and a man in a neatly pressed tuxedo with a patch over one eye. Knowing that while you sit here either of these people could be working on a plot to sell secret government documents to the highest

Friday, April 20, 2007

The Rub

“Hey. How are things?”“Not so great.”“What’s wrong? Are you feeling okay?”“Don't pretend that you don’t know.”“Why should I know anything about it?”“You're the cause of all this!”“How is your feeling bad my fault?”“Because you tried to kill me!”“WHAT!?”“Don’t act like you haven’t got any idea what I’m talking about! Look, I know that you know that I now know! You know?”“No.”“Give it a rest! You

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Lazy Thursday Blues: Caption 23

Well Surprise, Surprise! Look it's Thursday and here we are yet again for another caption day. I'm not sure how much longer to continue these. Are you bored of them yet? 'This is for posterity so please...be honest.'Two great pictures for today. Take your pick and caption whichever you prefer. Or try your hand at both! As always we need to adhere to good taste. Please keep it clean.1Here's one to