The Peanut Butter Man

In typical Kludge Spot fashion, I've decided to post about something that is both completely obscure and pointless. This will be my second post about sneezing. I think, in general, it's a topic that needs more attention. I'm talking up the sneezing mantle. You'll notice I'm also wearing rubber gloves. Rubber gloves are a must when dealing with sneezing mantles. It seems to me so odd that we bless

Starbucks Post

For the most part Starbucks coffee is taking over the known universe. As for me I say, "bring it!" They serve a good cup of coffee that is consistently well made at a fair price. Additionally it is their plan to add a new shop on every street corner, in every town in the world. What's more-"Whoa! Stop.""What?""Where in the world are you going with this?""Why are you interrupting my post? I was

20 Rules Of Halloween Etiquette

Fernando over at Picando Codigo and I were going to attempt another joint "20 Things I Learned" list for Halloween. While we both were willing, it seems we were a little shy on items. Actually Fernando had 5 and I had none. So... I thought I'd try a different approach. If you going to go trick-or-treating you need to have a costumeIf you can drive to my house, you can't have any of my candyAs

Hoisting The Jolly Roger

Upon reading the title of todays post, you might be asking yourself one of two questions:"Why more pirates Peter?"or"How in the world did I get to this stupid page?"As for the later, I cannot begin to understand the inner workings of search engine algorithms, let me instead take a stab at the former.I imagine it's because they live rather short and exciting lives. Out of the reach of the law,

Inventing Potato Chips

There are few things as aggravating as losing. Especially when losing means winning. To pour into a task all of your hostility, animosity and general disgust only to have it come out for good is about a poor an outcome as you could hope for. To have your spite washed away by happiness and joy, you lost the battle but won the war.George Crum was a cook at the Moon Lake Lodge in Saratoga Springs,

20 Signs You're Addicted To Caffeine

You get a headache if you don't have caffeine every dayYou've never skipped a day to find outYou have a 23 second attention spanYou have a monogrammed coffee scooperYou never speak in complete sentencesYou sleep 3 hours every night, whether you need it our notYou have a Mt. Dew tattooYou run everywhereWalking makes you nervousActually, everything makes you nervousYou have more coffee mugs than

Memory Foam Mattress

I saw an ad for a memory foam mattress last night. Something about it struck me funny. I'm not even sure why, but the idea of the foam being like, "He's coming home tonight! I have to tell you nightstand I'm not looking forward to it." "Why?""Why?! Because some idiot scientist got the crazed idea to give me a memory! Why? So I can recall the crushing feeling of his tossing and turning all night!?